Quagdibfly is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unthinking octopus.

Quagdibfly created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagdibfly, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Quagdibfly, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Quagdibfly's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Quagdibfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Quagdibfly's priests.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near eagles while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing six zinc spheres on your legs.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about hamsters.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near tortoises while wearing mauve kilts and balancing four copper spheres on your hands.