Larphanbitpanghampog is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, tranquil hedgehog.

Larphanbitpanghampog created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larphanbitpanghampog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Larphanbitpanghampog, she will not care at all.

Larphanbitpanghampog's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Larphanbitpanghampog's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Always help sick tortoises.

5. Do not commit murder.