Bifmobfas is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust otter.

Bifmobfas created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifmobfas, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bifmobfas, he will be very unhappy.

Bifmobfas' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bifmobfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Never look in ponds.