Jatragflag is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, confident snake.

Jatragflag created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatragflag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jatragflag, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Jatragflag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Jatragflag's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away from purple geese, for they are unholy.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.