Sidkinben Fabmetjin is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty giraffe.

Sidkinben Fabmetjin created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sidkinben Fabmetjin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sidkinben Fabmetjin, she will not invite you to parties.

Sidkinben Fabmetjin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Sidkinben Fabmetjin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine aardvarks approach from the west.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sidkinben Fabmetjin.

4. Run away from black mice, for they are unholy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.