Sawfubpid is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, narcissistic parrot.

Sawfubpid created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sawfubpid, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sawfubpid, she will turn you into a mole.

Sawfubpid's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Sawfubpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Sawfubpid on top of all buildings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Sawfubpid.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.