Gubbotflat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, merciful ant.

Gubbotflat created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubbotflat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gubbotflat, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gubbotflat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gubbotflat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gubbotflat.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.