Gudgodrutsandbadkempak is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, moody hyena.

Gudgodrutsandbadkempak created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudgodrutsandbadkempak, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gudgodrutsandbadkempak, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Gudgodrutsandbadkempak's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gudgodrutsandbadkempak's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.