Motdapkop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, happy deer.

Motdapkop created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motdapkop, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Motdapkop, it will laugh at you.

Motdapkop's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Motdapkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Never think about spacetime near birds while wearing mauve scarves and balancing five lead spheres on your neck.