Wanfadsandcap Sagbegjamfetlogbimnarlvag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, awesome snail.

Wanfadsandcap Sagbegjamfetlogbimnarlvag created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanfadsandcap Sagbegjamfetlogbimnarlvag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wanfadsandcap Sagbegjamfetlogbimnarlvag, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wanfadsandcap Sagbegjamfetlogbimnarlvag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Wanfadsandcap Sagbegjamfetlogbimnarlvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Do not hurt tapirs.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Wanfadsandcap Sagbegjamfetlogbimnarlvag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.