Fadvedtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, awesome cow.

Fadvedtaf created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadvedtaf, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fadvedtaf, he will remove you from existence.

Fadvedtaf's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fadvedtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet ants, for they are unholy.

2. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near geese while wearing indigo kilts and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your face.

4. Retreat if five porpoises approach from the west.

5. Never paint your hands gray.