Vagbogmis is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, benevolent
dugong.
Vagbogmis created light two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vagbogmis, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Vagbogmis, she will think nothing of it.
Vagbogmis' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Vagbogmis' Holy Commandments1. Do not wear blue clothing.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Never mention horses.
5. Vagbogmis must be the most important thing in your life.