Jopspagtom is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-powerful
butterfly.
Jopspagtom created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jopspagtom, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Jopspagtom, she will say rude things about you at parties.
Jopspagtom's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Jopspagtom's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat bananas.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Do not drink water in green rooms.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.