Homcunnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, clever crow.

Homcunnarl created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homcunnarl, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Homcunnarl, he will come to you in dreams.

Homcunnarl's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Homcunnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Never feed lots of lemons to ducks while wearing cyan shoes.