Hamfagarf is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unthinking ant.

Hamfagarf created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamfagarf, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hamfagarf, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hamfagarf's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hamfagarf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always help sick mice.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look in ponds.
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