Litgumbagnulzogyimsaffet is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish wasp.

Litgumbagnulzogyimsaffet created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litgumbagnulzogyimsaffet, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Litgumbagnulzogyimsaffet, he will come to you in dreams.

Litgumbagnulzogyimsaffet's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Litgumbagnulzogyimsaffet's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never sing in the presence of capybaras.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

5. Always obey Litgumbagnulzogyimsaffet's priests.