Dissdodgum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthoughtful wasp.

Dissdodgum created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Dissdodgum, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dissdodgum, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dissdodgum's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dissdodgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Run away if five great tits approach from the west.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dissdodgum.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
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