Likbudhig Sawsinmab Wodstikfon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, charitable cat.

Likbudhig Sawsinmab Wodstikfon created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likbudhig Sawsinmab Wodstikfon, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Likbudhig Sawsinmab Wodstikfon, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Likbudhig Sawsinmab Wodstikfon's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Likbudhig Sawsinmab Wodstikfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near whales while wearing gray ear rings and balancing six copper spheres on your head.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.