Flamcidnib is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, happy deer.

Flamcidnib created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamcidnib, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flamcidnib, she will curse you with boils.

Flamcidnib's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Flamcidnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks in need.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Erect nine lead sculptures of Flamcidnib on top of important buildings.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.