Cidappit is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, egotistical fox.

Cidappit created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidappit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cidappit, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cidappit's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cidappit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink coats.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never write about planets.
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