Tenwignad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic warg.

Tenwignad created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tenwignad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tenwignad, it will turn you into a worm.

Tenwignad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tenwignad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

2. Always help nematodes.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never paint your legs brown.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.