Tenwignad is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic
warg.
Tenwignad created water twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Tenwignad, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Tenwignad, it will turn you into a worm.
Tenwignad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Tenwignad's Holy Commandments1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.
2. Always help nematodes.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Never paint your legs brown.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.