Rullminpit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, quiet porpoise.

Rullminpit created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullminpit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rullminpit, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rullminpit's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Rullminpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Never feed tomatoes to mice while wearing shoes.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Rullminpit in the centre of the settlement.