Gedyarttan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy jackal.

Gedyarttan created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedyarttan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gedyarttan, it will not invite you to parties.

Gedyarttan's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gedyarttan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt bats.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Never write about moons.