Gedyarttan is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy
jackal.
Gedyarttan created humankind two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gedyarttan, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Gedyarttan, it will not invite you to parties.
Gedyarttan's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Gedyarttan's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt bats.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Do not wear white clothing.
5. Never write about moons.