Caplibpod is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless penguin.

Caplibpod created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Caplibpod, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Caplibpod, it will turn you into a plant.

Caplibpod's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Caplibpod's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Put Caplibpod first in all things.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about black holes.