Nutmitab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, thoughtless gerbil.

Nutmitab created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Nutmitab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nutmitab, she will ignore you.

Nutmitab's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nutmitab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nutmitab's name in vain.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Erect four copper sculptures of Nutmitab on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about galaxies.