Linjontail is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate wren.

Linjontail created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linjontail, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Linjontail, she will not care.

Linjontail's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Linjontail's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Linjontail loves mites, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Never eat green fruit.