Rillrut is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, two-faced beaver.

Rillrut created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillrut, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rillrut, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rillrut's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Rillrut's Holy Commandments

1. Rillrut must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never jump in the presence of moths.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near cats while wearing gray hats.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Do not keep six hamsters in a large pit.
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