Nullmobnill is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, calm crab.

Nullmobnill created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullmobnill, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nullmobnill, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nullmobnill's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nullmobnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect five nickel sculptures of Nullmobnill on top of important buildings.
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