Sawzednibgud is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, merciless beaver.

Sawzednibgud created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Sawzednibgud, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sawzednibgud, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sawzednibgud's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Sawzednibgud's Holy Commandments

1. Sawzednibgud must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Always help rats in need.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.