Armhimdob is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able crane.

Armhimdob created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armhimdob, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Armhimdob, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Armhimdob's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Armhimdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to cats while wearing black kilts.

2. Retreat if nine badgers approach from the east.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never paint your arms fawn.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.