Himzigsad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, all-knowing warg.

Himzigsad created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himzigsad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Himzigsad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Himzigsad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Himzigsad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Himzigsad.

2. Never paint your feet purple.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Erect three carbon sculptures of Himzigsad on top of important buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.