Sawhanpit is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, fussy whale.

Sawhanpit created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Sawhanpit, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sawhanpit, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sawhanpit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sawhanpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about seals.

2. Never talk about gravity near swans while wearing magenta rings.

3. Hide if four snails approach from the north.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Never talk about stars.