Gofdusshatnuttjengarhub is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, merciless swallow.

Gofdusshatnuttjengarhub created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gofdusshatnuttjengarhub, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gofdusshatnuttjengarhub, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gofdusshatnuttjengarhub's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Gofdusshatnuttjengarhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs red.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gofdusshatnuttjengarhub.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Gofdusshatnuttjengarhub loves mites, so they must be respected.