Ortzenflig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent rat.

Ortzenflig created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortzenflig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ortzenflig, she will try to impress you with trees.

Ortzenflig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Ortzenflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not take Ortzenflig's name in vain.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Ortzenflig.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Do not shave your neck.