Cuttikgep is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, sapient owl.

Cuttikgep created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Cuttikgep, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cuttikgep, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Cuttikgep's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Cuttikgep's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight capybaras approach from the east.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never paint your face blue.

5. Always look after injured birds.