Wigbiftad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, benevolent hyena.

Wigbiftad created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Wigbiftad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wigbiftad, she will turn you into a dog.

Wigbiftad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Wigbiftad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Wigbiftad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not hurt birds.

4. Never feed gooseberries to capybaras while wearing dresses.

5. Always take life seriously.