Rulljancim is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, quiet porpoise.

Rulljancim created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulljancim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rulljancim, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rulljancim's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Rulljancim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

5. Never talk about moths.