Citpakyart is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish centipede.

Citpakyart created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Citpakyart, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Citpakyart, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Citpakyart's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Citpakyart's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never feed lots of melons to nematodes while wearing pink stockings.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.