Ceppignut is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, astonishing
naga.
Ceppignut created the cosmos two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ceppignut, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Ceppignut, she will throw large rocks at you.
Ceppignut's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Ceppignut's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Pray towards the east.
3. Ceppignut loves swans, so they must be respected.
4. Do not take Ceppignut's name in vain.
5. You must never eat corn.