Ceppignut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, astonishing naga.

Ceppignut created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ceppignut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ceppignut, she will throw large rocks at you.

Ceppignut's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Ceppignut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Ceppignut loves swans, so they must be respected.

4. Do not take Ceppignut's name in vain.

5. You must never eat corn.