Weejip is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, self-confident seal.

Weejip created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Weejip, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Weejip, she will turn you into a sheep.

Weejip's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Weejip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Weejip's name in vain.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.