Futjonrull is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fussy grasshopper.

Futjonrull created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Futjonrull, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Futjonrull, he will destroy your home solar system.

Futjonrull's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Futjonrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Hide if six badgers approach from the west.

4. Never wear blue scarves.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Futjonrull.