Fudlamyarl is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever chinchilla.

Fudlamyarl created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Fudlamyarl, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fudlamyarl, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fudlamyarl's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Fudlamyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Never look at stars.

3. You must love Fudlamyarl.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never feed gooseberries to grasshopers while wearing purple kilts.