Wotnull is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud squirrel.

Wotnull created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Wotnull, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wotnull, he will try to impress you with trees.

Wotnull's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Wotnull's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not keep six swans in a large pit.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always obey Wotnull's priests.

5. Wotnull loves frogs, so they must be respected.