Gigstragtag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humorless owl.

Gigstragtag created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigstragtag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gigstragtag, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gigstragtag's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gigstragtag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Gigstragtag on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always look after injured dolphins.