Hakcussken Baghimlidhapdosslap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, generous toad.

Hakcussken Baghimlidhapdosslap created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hakcussken Baghimlidhapdosslap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hakcussken Baghimlidhapdosslap, he will have a low opinion of you.

Hakcussken Baghimlidhapdosslap's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Hakcussken Baghimlidhapdosslap's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Do not drink alcohol.