Nullcinhitflanwipvil is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able owl.

Nullcinhitflanwipvil created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullcinhitflanwipvil, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nullcinhitflanwipvil, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nullcinhitflanwipvil's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nullcinhitflanwipvil's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not kill birds.

3. Do not hurt mice.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.