Danfomtam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind otter.

Danfomtam created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Danfomtam, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Danfomtam, he will turn you into a goat.

Danfomtam's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Danfomtam's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never wear stockings.