Rakvadloop is a god.

He takes the form of a large, humane dragonfly.

Rakvadloop created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakvadloop, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rakvadloop, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rakvadloop's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Rakvadloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always stare at clouds.