Dobyattlatcutnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, clever scorpion.

Dobyattlatcutnutt created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobyattlatcutnutt, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobyattlatcutnutt, it will turn you into a rock.

Dobyattlatcutnutt's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dobyattlatcutnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet dogs for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always help badgers.

5. Never look in ponds.