Badvegnan is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, egotistical bat.

Badvegnan created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badvegnan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Badvegnan, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Badvegnan's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Badvegnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Badvegnan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Badvegnan loves goats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.